Klay is a dirty-dog motherfucker who thinks you must be retarded for reading the “about” web page for a low-life comic. He prides himself for successfully coming out of his mommas’ Nay-Nay, just like rest of us. And as always, with all the respect and honor one can bestow to any other reprobate… Go Fuck Yourself.

 

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