If you can’t contact me by phone for booking, try this form. You never know, I might just be big-timing your ass. Use if you think you have some stupid question or lame comment. Or if you just want to cuss me out and tell me what a piece of shit I am, that will be fun too. And remember, no one gives a single fuck what you think, unless you love me. Peace Bitch.

 

Contact Creepy Uncle Klay at

TheKlayTablet@Gmail.com
(817) 454 - 0098